Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded With Birls

Forgive me. I really wanted some bad @$$ title but had trouble coming up with a clever one so I tried to copy bad girl RiRi’s album title as much as possible. The full title is actually “Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded With Birl Models – Shay ft. Victor and Janet) but I couldn’t really fit it so I had to cut off the artist portion. The first half of the title will be self explanatory as you continue to read the post, but “Birl Models” = Boys + Girls because we put make-up on Alan and JJ so they’re pretty much girls. FYI, Alan will be Alana (short for Alana Del Rey) in this post.

Puh-lease. This is sooooo 2007. This blog post is the next hawt thing now, let’s be real.

For you (and me..) to understand how this got out of hand, I gotta start from the beginning.

I really needed help doing my eyebrows (girls, you understand what I mean, right?) because I usually keep them au naturel and I wanted to try out the bold eyebrow look cause it’s in right now #Conformity  (guys, I’m educating you on female fads #YouAreVeryWelcome #URGFsWillThankMeLater) so Shay and Janet decided to step in and help me with my crisis #ThanksGirls #MuchAppreciated.

#DKM

To be quite honest with you, I don’t exactly know how an eyebrow make-over turned into an identity change but I definitely remember Alan, Victor, Shay and Janet calling me “cute”. Cute. Freaking CUTE. Like, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I don’t spend hours painting my face with my Naked palette and wearing short skirts to be called cute.

I'll show you frigging cute >:(  #DontCallMeThatAgain #ImABadAss
I’ll show you frigging cute 😡 #DontCallMeThatAgain #ImABadAss

HELLS TO THE NO. I wanted to be hawt, y’all. Intimidating, if you know what I’m saying. Not freaking competing with your puppy for cuteness. I think at one point I said, “I want to look like a bad b*****” (excuse the language) and Victor just laughed at my face #ThanksVic #GladIHaveYourSupport. Anywho, from what I remember, this was what began Transformation Tuesday (even though it happened on Monday but that’s not the point right now).

me with minimal make up & naked eyebrows
me with minimal make up & naked eyebrows

The first attempt was really to get me to look like a typical Vancouver LG. After Shay threw on those false lashes… man, I gotta tell you. I have a new appreciation for girls who wear falsies every day. I almost understand why Vancouver is infested with females wearing fake eyelashes. They felt like umbrellas on my eyes. I guess that makes sense due to the abundance of rain in Vancity #DoYouGetIt #ImSOFunny #HighFive.

My makeup artist <3
My makeup artist ❤ Transformation time!!!

But… after throwing on a Gucci belt, an Armani sweater… I realized it really wasn’t the look for me. I mean, I seriously cannot pull this off #WhoDoIThinkIAm. I mean, just look at this.

I... can't even take myself seriously LOOOOL #DoILookCuteNow
I… can’t even take myself seriously LOOOOL #DoILookCuteNow

After taking my after shots, Victor went downstairs and fetched his cool beanie (BTW I’m totally gonna buy one when I’m in Toronto) and his sick crew neck (check out the elbow pads!!!!!!!!! #MindBlown) for yet another look. And… VOILA!

BRB gonna be hipster for awhile.
BRB gonna be hipster for awhile.
Can I have your lunch money? GIMME YOUR FRIGGING LUNCH MONEY OR ELSE I'LL DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU.
Can I have your lunch money? GIMME YOUR FRIGGING LUNCH MONEY OR ELSE I’LL DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU.

Anyway, after some props and photoshop, Victor managed to make me look like the bad ass that I was born to be. I mean, what can I say. I was just born to be in the mafia. Or something. BTW, Mom, if you’re reading this, I DON’T SMOKE I SWEAR, I LOVE YOU AND THIS IS FAKE, IT’S A PROP. But yeah. I was hesitant to put this on but I guess it’s time to show people the real me…

chillin'
chillin’

PS. Check out Victor’s mad photography & photo editing skillz. #TooPro #NotInMediaAndMarketingForNoReason

After Shay helped me bring out my inner bad ass-ness (is that even a thing?), it was time for Alan – I mean, Alana Del Rey – and JJ to have their turn.

In the works
backstage

BEFORE:

JJ Before
JJ
Alan before
Alan

AFTER:

DSC_1212

alana del rey
Alana

And… after all that fun, it was obviously time for… SELFIESSSSSS.

Hope you all enjoyed our new looks for the day! 🙂

Good luck on exams, everyone!

Love,
PCE OUT/SWAG/YOLO,

Lisa

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