Annabelle

HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN!!!

… not like I have anything to be excited about because I have an exam on Nov. 1. First of all, who in the world makes an exam on a Saturday?! Second of all, why would you make it during (mini) reading break?! And lastly, DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT HALLOWEEN?! CANDY?! COSTUMES THAT BARELY COVER ANYTHING?!??!!?! LIFE?!?!?!?!??!?!?! So thanks to my exam, I probably won’t go out… #WhoAmIKidding #IHaveToGoGetFreeCandy #FreeDrinks #LetsSeeHowMuchIGetDone

Speaking of Halloween, I got dragged to watch Annabelle the other day. I wanted to watch Gone Girl but noooooooooooo, since my friend’s seen it already, we just had to watch Annabelle. More like I “watched” Annabelle because the entire time I was like the girl on the left:

The movie was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life besides my own face in the morning when I don’t get enough sleep #DramaQueenHour. And I didn’t even watch most of it. But the part I did watch scared the crap out of me to the point that I didn’t want to leave my bedroom in the middle of the night to pee because I was scared Annabelle was waiting for me outside #YouNeverKnow. I swear I’ve been hearing music playing (and my roommate’s been hearing humming which is even scarier #WTF) outside randomly in the last couple of days and I promise you that it’s Annabelle. Despite losing sleep and looking over my shoulders every few seconds, I thought it was pretty worth it watching in the theatres. I think there’s just something about watching a scary movie with a bunch of other people that makes it a bit more bearable. At one point I legit thought I had to leave because I couldn’t take it anymore but people started to laugh at how ugly Annabelle is so it made it ten times better to continue watching the hideous beast haunt everyone.

(I wanted to insert a picture of Annabelle but I don’t want that image haunting this blog so you’re just gonna have to google it on your own #OrWatchTheMovie #AndLoseSleep)

ANYWAY, on a much more positive note, ever since torturing myself by watching Annabelle, I’ve been trying to stay happy by watching funny videos/reading funny posts. Before I share the funniest thing I’ve come across this week, I just gotta say that my roommate Michelle advised me not to share this on my blog because she thinks that I’m gonna lose friends readers… but… … (you know what I’m gonna say… ) #YOLO (and there it is). Without further ado (btw it’s ado nawt adieu #GrammarLessonOfTheDay #LisasPetPeeveOfTheDay)… I present to you the post (more like the comment) that made my entire week life.

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okay wait I know I said without further ado but I’m getting a bit self-conscious sharing this now because half the people I showed already didn’t think it was that funny but if you also thought it was also very funny please let me know so we can be friends (or even better friends).

That. Comment. Was. Gold.

It made me laugh so hard to the point that Michelle thought I stopped laughing but really I was just gasping for air. Shoutout to the 75 other people who thought this was hilarious (we can all be friends). Honestly, one of the most underrated comments in the history of humans #DramaQueenHour.

If you also thought that was the best thing you’ve ever seen in your life don’t forget to let me know so I can rub it in Michelle’s face #Thanks

Love,
Lisa

PS. Shoutout to Kevin who really motivated me to post ASAP no matter how random my topics can get